Daily Scripture #1

as it is for a potato it is for us all.
it is not the outside but the inside that is truly you
don’t be afraid to let your inner tuber shine through

Daily Scripture #2

No weevil shall harm one whose heart is rooted in our all mighty potato

Daily Scripture #3

We are as the new sprout struggling to reach the light of day through the tangled undergrowth of the world. A world that blindly follows on a path that is merrily speeding itself towards destruction oblivious to the damage left in its wake. We are ridiculed by a world that just doesn’t understand the way in which we choose to live our lives. We are the chosen and though we are in darkness we have strength the rest can only imagine. The great tuber protects and nourishes those that have accepted the truth and live there lives for the spud, for we are one. It is always darkest before the dawn. From the ashes of this world we will rise and bask in the sun once more. We shall sow the seeds of the faithful and reap the blessing of the most holy tuber. Fear not for our time will come.

thus has spoken the julienites
Knoble, the Teller of Timeless Truths
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A Spudly Prayer

The Spud is my farmer, I shall not be in want.

He buries me down in green pastures,
and piles dirt above me,

he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of the pratie
for his name’s sake.

Even though I walk
through the valley of the Fry pan
I will fear no weevil,
for spud is with me;
your many eyes,
they comfort me.

—As the Nostratater wills, it shall be posted (with credit to Gnocci for the “fear no weevil” part)

 

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